The amount of pictures of Austin and Alex I have on my phone are getting out of control.
okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you
i was talking this here picture
when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment
and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes.
if this reaches 100,000 notes i’ll take more selfies w/ bread if that’s what u guys are into
Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you.
Me: an attractive person
Police officer: What? I don't get it.
Me: I want an attractive person, probably some celebrity all of Tumblr loves, held against me.
Police officer: Oh I get it. That's pretty good.
Me: Yeah, it gets a lot of notes.
Police officer: But I mean we should probably take you in. I mean it looks like you killed a guy.
